O.K so I am sat here watching Trinny and Susannah from Boom to Bust in eager anticipation of what great fashion advice they are going to offer and I am bemused, what the hell is going on with these two, first they set up a crappy stall at what seems to be a golf show trying to sell their tummy tucking pants, yet coming across extremely rude and with Susannah taking every opportunity to flash the flesh. The whole thing thus far seems so bizarre.
They then get dropped by their agent yet how the hell did they put a show out if this was the case, is it me or does this whole show seem a little set up. I think this whole show is a marketing ploy to get people talking about Trinny and Sussanah again so that the television companies are clambering to offer them a deal.
I suppose what is refreshing about them is they although are coming across rude they haven’t lost some of that brutal honesty that the used to compel their Television show viewer of what not to Wear.
Then people like that tall bird of Coranation street makes an appearance, a text from Elton Johns partner David Furnish, Lulu and Neil Fox the radio D.J giving an interview, very Bizzare.
Then Harry Nash makes a appearance as new agent after they lost their other one who is the biggest cockney wide boy you would ever likely to meet, he made me laugh though. and then steps in Toby Jones his apprentice with no experience takes the girls under his wing. Just hilarious. He then takes them to a race course to make over some Jockeys, by this point I am literately wetting myself, this is great Trinny and Susannah will be back as the nations favourites in no time at this rate they are so engaging.
To top all this of they have constant mocking by basically everyone about the fact Gok Wan is the best thing since sliced bread and a attitude of who are they lol. Come on I hope people have got this huge hoax of a show by now and I am not the only one.
Then low and behold their on the Vanessa Feltz show, who the hell is Vannesa Feltz, the irony of it Vannesa pouring scorn on Trinny and Susannah, this show is just great especially the caller who is saying its a joke, which it cleary is, then Sandra from Essex talking about his husband being short and saying that Trinny and Susanna are going to be giving people a complex, then they walk out of the interview and lay into the child sorry their agent lol. Brilliany bloody brilliant.
Oh wait they get their own show but at the meeting they are told their will be two pilots with another host making the other one will be Vanessa Feltz this show is just genius. So they hit the streets and meet a 29 year old male to groom who wasnt bad looking anyway and they turn him into a generic banker style person, bless. But can this unemployed person get a job from this makeover as this is the whole point of the show.
The Show being called Getting a Leg Up. So Susannah decides to throw a party and you guessed it the whole pilot hoax show will end up being a disaster. Jobless Andy is found in the bed with Gemma by Trinny who stomps around the room becoming even more irate with the whole situation.
Then their off on the road trip to London to try and get poor Andy the jobless drunk a job who then spends a while puking on the side of a road, cracking, brilliant just pure genius, who ever thought this concept for this show has really thought out of the box.
Alison Tay keeps making the odd appearance and speaks as if she’s best buddies with Trinny and Susannah, maybe she is who the hell knows.
Oh it doesn’t stop there they then rip into each other in the middle of a park about each others body issues, this is car crash television at its pure best.
OMG then Vanessa walks into the studio where she comes in with Leonard their agent of 15 years, who they deny knowing, awesome. Then the videos are shown and Vanessa’s is moving while their pilot is just the worst or the worst parts of what they have been doing.
So there it is the fashion gurus have now got their own series, I told you this was a hoax and this was a marketing ploy for what will be a great series, good luck girls and I hope you make it big again, straight talking is what the nation needs and you girls can provide it for us Fashionista.
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